Britney Spears

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Hey, that's an unfair boxing fight.
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So why haven't you gone in the Xtina thread proclaiming your dying love for her yet?

Can't be arsed. I've said my piece. 😄

I've got a suggestion. I think the next news about Britney should involve something a little more dramatic instead of Kevin getting a job at Burger King or wherever he's working.

Let's look for stories that are about, oh, I don't know...Her Death, or Kevin leaving her for Harrison Ford, or Britney stabbing him to death. How about that, everyone? 💃

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Britney Spears has denied reports she verbally abused a 13-year-old girl on the set of her younger sister Jamie Lynn's TV show, insisting she merely gave the child a "sisterly talking to."
The pregnant pop singer was allegedly enraged to hear about tensions brewing between her sibling and co-star Alexa Nikolas, and rushed to the Zoey 101 set last week to defend Jamie Lynn.
According to a source who spoke to Web site PageSix.com, Britney "proceeded to scream that Alexa was an 'evil little girl,' and that she had better watch herself or she 'will never work in this town again!'"
Britney said she was acting as any big sister would.
"Jamie Lynn and another girl on set were having problems, as 13-year-olds do," Britney's spokesperson said. "Britney did have words with the girl, but felt she was sticking up for her sister. She did not yell by any means, she just gave the girl a sisterly talking to and wondered why they just couldn't all get along."
But the on-set source said Nikolas "was in tears." "She was sobbing and totally upset -- it was totally uncalled for."
"While Jamie Lynn is the star, Alexa still works there. And the fight was a petty, 13-year-old thing between Alexa and Jamie Lynn, who is becoming a real pest. Britney should have stayed out of it."

😆 The perils of sisterly love!

No death reports?

While it's understandable that she would say that to be some kind of sister figure, anyone who says "you'll never work in this town" needs to learn that cliches aren't cool.

That's an unconfirmed rumour.

No, I'm afraid it's a confirmed rumor that using that cliche isn't cool.

If you say so. Anyway, Spears' camp has denied the accusations.

How can we find out the truth? I'm not talking about the story itself or even the argument. I'm talking about the cliche.

Realistically, anyone who says that line should probably be executed. I hope to God and for her life that she didn't use that cheesy one-liner.

I'm willing to bet that this was just another media lie. They'll say anything for a story. I mean, we're talking about a 13-year old here. Why would anyone threaten to run a kid out of town?

When your brain's only been working for 13 years, it's hard to come across as knowing what you're talking about.

It's a valid excuse and if she wants to save face, she'll tell the media that.

I don't know. Britney claims she only gave the actress a "sisterly talking to."

I meant Jamie Lynn's brain, not Britney's.

Oh................. 😮

See, those Mickey Mouse ears Britney wore as a child made her smarter than Jamie Lynn.

Originally posted by Britrogue
21. She knows what she is doing.

Alright, this one has been under heavy, heavy scrutiny. I've sent it all over the globe to try to justify it.

And the results aren't good, I'm afraid...

By a vote of 501-499 by the Council of Divas, it was not approved. Therefore, G, you are still at 99 reasons why Britney is the greatest woman on the planet. Sorry... 🙁