Post ur stupid HP jokes here

I just wanted to see what kind of jokes are out there. My friend told me one the other day. What do you call a person who's rael hairy and does pot? A Hairy Potter! Ha Ha... heh, hmmm 😐

I see nobody is volunteering with stupid jokes...maybe there isn't any...ho-hum.

here's 1 i found:
Top ten signs your kid is a wizard (from David Letterman)...

10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
9. You say, "Do you think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
8. He gets busted shoplifting a newt
7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash - am I right, parents??
6. He wears shiny red satin robes - and you're praying he's just a wizard
5. Favorite discount electronics store: "The Wiz"
4. He refers to Halloween as "amateur night"
3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
2. His favorite excuse is that "his homework ate the dog"
1. You catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand

Polishing his wand! 😆 Pretty obvious but still kind of funny. David Letterman cracks me up!

I think 9 is funny. And 6!!

i neva thought of it. but on mugglenet theres like 50 ways to annoy voldemort(hillarious!) and then on another site theres 404 ways to annoy snape. thats all i know.