My big week

so, what so strange? 😎

Nowt strange about arguements, it's healthy, and all that make-up sex is just the icing on the cake!

Had a great weekend, Mrs.M got me the new Charlatans album, some choccy and three Star Wars books. Top banana. 😄

What a woman!!! 🤣

make-up sex is highly over rated!!!!!!! I've tried putting on tons of make-up, lip stick, blush, mascara, foundation, body glitter and the sex doesn't seem to get any better 😂 🤣 😂

It's better when you're with two

oooh yerssot 🤣 ménage a trois???? 😄 😉 😛

Yersott, your right and left hand dont count 😛 😂 🤣 😂 😉

😂 😂 What if he is really really limber?

YUK!

Originally posted by Texas
Yersott, your right and left hand dont count

Huh? Was that meant to be a joke?

Anyway what did you get Mrs Moggy then?

He said he took her to her favourite restaurannt. That counts as a gift as far as I'm concerned. Of course, I would of ordered pizza and called it a night 😄

Yes well that is because you are mean and horrible and don't have a beautiful wife to wine and dine now isn't it!

True, all true, but then It's better to have numerous beautiful lovers, then just one beautiful wife 😎 😮‍💨

Oh so you think you area regular cassanova do you? And there was me thinking that was Zereil's role!

Cassanova was an amatuer, I'm the real thing 😮‍💨

I'll give you a tip. Overconfidence and arragance are not admirable traits!

Who are you Oprah? Texas requires no tips, he sees all and knows all(how's that for overconfidence and arrogance 😄 )

Who said you cant have lovers just because you are married. Have it occured to you, Tex, that some people get married for better .taxation reason 😄 😈 😮‍💨