What was complete nonsense then?
I haven't seen the film yet.
(Woman scream, strong men faint)
Yeah yeah, it clashed with fireworks night, what can I say? It was hard to organise it for opening day. I shall see it tomorrow.
Which means I cannot read all the new threads talking about what happened. But what about what DIDN'T happen?
I think it would be nice if people list in here things that there 'spoilered' or theorised that absolutely did not happen! And maybe we can chuckle at a few in retrospect.
NO SPOILERS! Other than "this didn't happen" spoilers. Thanks. Once enough people have seen the film- say, in a week- spoilers will be fine.