*shoots tranquilizer darts into yerssot and Texas, waits for them to pass out*
Well we need to keep things sterile here.....now where are my gloves ? The ones I was using to handle that radioactive waste. They were like new ! Now only if that darn thunderstorm would get going....by the way, boys....this is pretty much what I had in mind..
Of course since you'll be forcibly restrained, you won't really have much say in the matter....but once I turn you loose, you have to promise to not bother the villagers....