Could this have happened at a worse time?

Started by dave1232 pages
Originally posted by Verity
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Because u can pee in a bottle?? Wow!... 😐

think about it, if there were a war between men and women, and we were all physically equal, we would win cos A) we wouldnt have to go go to a toilet as often, as we have bottles, and B) we are conciderably smarter (JJ)

and about that website, koz, i dont wanna know what you were doing looking that up.....

Adam and Eve had to go to earth so God asked them what special power they wanted to take with them.
-"Who wants to piss standing?"
Adam kicked Eve, Eve fell down and Adam went to God and said "I want!"
-"OK!"
After 2' Eve got up and went to God and asked Him with a very sad face : "So what is left for me Oh Mighty One?"
-"You, my dear Eve, you get multiple orgasms"

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Originally posted by dave123
think about it, if there were a war between men and women, and we were all physically equal, we would win cos A) we wouldnt have to go go to a toilet as often, as we have bottles, and B) we are conciderably smarter (JJ)

and about that website, koz, i dont wanna know what you were doing looking that up.....


That's not so accurate my dear!....Cuz it's proven that women can also hold it longer than men....Men go more often to the toilet than women....Plus, the place would be infested with urine smell! That's gross! Everyone would have to leave!, therefor, no one would win! Yucks!! 😘

Originally posted by dave123
and about that website, koz, i dont wanna know what you were doing looking that up.....

Don't ask... a friend sent it to me a year ago and that post reminded me of it... lil bitchiness, what do you think? 😉

Originally posted by Verity
That's not so accurate my dear!....Cuz it's proven that women can also hold it longer than men....Men go more often to the toilet than women....Plus, the place would be infested with urine smell! That's gross! Everyone would have to leave!, therefor, no one would win! Yucks!! 😘

i mean actually go TO the toilet, cos you can go anywhere when u have a bottle! and plus if u put the lid on the bottle, it wouldnt smell!

we havent gone off topic at all............. 😄

Originally posted by JKozzy
Don't ask... a friend sent it to me a year ago and that post reminded me of it... lil bitchiness, what do you think? 😉

haha..i must admit, thats amusing JKozzy...😉 very nice...LOL!

Stop taking red pills. They are drugs. Bad for health. There is no Matrix. Please.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
haha..i must admit, thats amusing JKozzy...😉 very nice...LOL!

😆Who DOESN'T find this amusing?!😆

hahaha.....

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
hahaha.....

Did you go to the actual link? 😛

Omega > You'll love it too 😉

anywho, it's late and i'm off in a min

haha, lil wasted today's guesses 😛

yeah...where you poster ''look here'' 😉

AARHG...DAMN YOU FUNNY BOY...DAMN YOU..I WANNA GUESS!!1

I posted it, not dave!

well.. a couple of people i was with really didnt like the movie.. so they decided they were gonna tell everyone that neo dies... it was pretty bad... i felt bad for the people who were really excited to go see the movie.. and had the ending revealed to them.. oh well it wasnt THAT shocking

Originally posted by priestjim
Yeah. When I went to see the film for the second time with my friends I was shouting all the time "Too bad Trin is going to die. Too bad Neo is going to die" and saying all the smith-neo dialogues by heart. And believe me I've heard cursing words I've never heard before!

You are lucky you were not in our theater. My friends and I would have kicked your ass.

a girl could still pee in the bottle if you really wanted too

Originally posted by husky321
You are lucky you were not in our theater. My friends and I would have kicked your ass.

here here.

well who was it that called you? was it Neo informing you that he was gonna take you out of the matrix?

When I saw Rev on Wed. and they showed the Green WB sign then Green Village Road Show..me and my friends started clapping.....people in the theater was like shhhhhhh....I said F*ck that, I waited 6 F*cking months for this! Everyone fell out laughing.