The Kmc Free-style!

Started by SlipknoT8 pages

Flabba yo shizzle cas dey aboot to get bedizzles

Yo check it
Im about to get a ticket
I spit rhymes so fast that
you will hardly be able to hear it
Im bored as a muther f*cker
so Im making up rhymes
I dont need cars, money, and hos
to make me shine

Yo DJ spin it's like it's hot!

You guys are just like kids playing
You dont even know what you're saying
The name is ice
I love to roll them dice
The biggest freestyler thats me
Cause I rule this thread on KMC

Wow that sucked 😄

i hope u guyz aren't doing this seriously....cuz this entire thread is a joke form page 1 😆

but if ur not takin it seriously then continue and have fun 😄

yo man i be keepin it real
i think i finely got the hang of this whole kmc deal
type your little joke that i wont bother to read
and ill flame your ass till my fingers bleed
check it

I'm so cool
I'm no fool
And I rock harder than Jewel
When you look at my shoes
You get the Blues
Because they are so good
I bet nobody has them in your NieborHOOD
Yall smell like cheese
Betta go catch some Z's
I'm a gangsta
And all the girls call me "Lil Spanksta"
Finally here's somthin for ya brotha
....Word to ya Motha

tight

You guys, none of this is real
So don't begin to tell how you feel
If you can't stand the ice
I'll bury you with them mice
Think you can outryhme me?
Please, get down on your knee
Cuase the king of freesyle is here
And the only thing I bring is fear

my ice is so large that my neck start hurtin
if i see in public ill beat your ass like tyler durden
the flow that i have is hard beat
so after i am done with u bow down and kiss my feet
learn from me the lessons that i taught
ro ill take all your money and that stuff you jus bought

peace

You trying to dis me?
I'll burn you like a tree
Your rhymes are whack
So dont you even try to get back
I'll but a cap in your knees
You'll be begging me:"pleeeeeeaaassse"
I m cold like ice
So you better think twice
Before giving me an awkward eye
Cause I'll ****in kill you and just walk by.

Yall just posin
I get the Crystal flowin
Look at all my Bling Bling
It cost alot a ching ching
Dont crap ya pants
It smells worse than 1000 rottin ants
I'm da #1 player
You just a #2 payer
I have dollas out to wazoo
My grandpapy listens to The Who
Now I bid you adue
...You big pile of POO

You crazy ass, wanna be gangster
You're so light as a feather
Still trying to dis
I'll drown you in pis
You think you got money
You just being funny
You live in a trailer
Don't have the money to buy toiletpaper
Acting like you're all G
In fact you're just a ****ing flee
You got no bling-bling
Only that gay earring
Get out of my face
Before I burn your place

For Real 😄

Y'all wouldn't know hip hop if Immortal Technique slapped you in the face
Your rhymes are weak like old ladies who carry mace
Damn this thread is such a big joke,
Dumber than an ox wearing a yoke
😐

Bidily Boke

You rap like a 90 year old man
You even drive in a shitty van
Don't force yourself into this
You barely hold your pis
Get your ugly face out of here en get some sleep
Cause you look like a molested sheep
Next time, don't try to dis KMC and this thread
Or else I'll bust your ass while you're in bed

Shizzle, my dizzle

yea for shizzle my nizzle ya'll 😎

Word TX, Peace out

peace out bro 😎

peace bro out bro peace

peace out man thats the shizznit for shizzle my nizzle thats off the hizzle cant mess wit the dizzle for shizzle......peace 😎 😮‍💨