Must Buy Something 2 - Queeq gets his knickers twisted

Texas, I am absolutely appalled and distressed. Never have I nseen a more disgusting post in all my life.

How DARE you use a possessive apostrophe on a plural! Who taught you to write?

Texan girls are beautiful, especially those farmers daughters out in the East! Those Mexican chicks out in the West aint bad either! 😮‍💨

😂 😂 😂 I just read your post Ush 😂 😂 😂

I do apologize for any distress my grievous action caused! You all have permission to spank me as hard and as rough as you all wish! 😱 😄

Is this what "crossing the line" is? *confused mod*

What bit are you confused about?

I wonder if this thread should be closed. What would Raz do? 😂

But then no-one would see my joke... I get enough people saying I have no sense of humour...

How dare they. Good joke, of course. But what else'd you expect?

Raz would have closed it 2 pages ago.

But Raz doesn't rule here anymore. 😈

But just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.....(cue scary Raz music)

*gets scuba gear and rifle*

Where is he?

(best Quint voice)
Farewell and adieu to you dear spanish ladies....

You're gonna need a bigger board.

dum dum dum dum dum dum.....in a B minor flat i think.

I can't believe you guys kept this thing going..with the sexual toy talk and such...I'm just glad phin wasn't here to see it...poor innocent child.

CLOSING!