the shootout extended

"My suit isn't stab proof but my underwear are"

*Locks mailedbypostman in oven with a Matrix Lock that only they keymaker has a key to.*

*Smooshes eggplant pizza in xeous' face*

"You must find the keymaker to free mailedbypostman"

I AM THE KEYMAKER! HAHAH!*Unlocks door*And takes a bite out of droopy's lemon head.*

Knocks him cold just before he takes the bite.

Hey! i like lemons!

"you aren't the keymaker, you are the mailman!"

"Thanks MC Mike, want some candy"

*offers lemonheads to MC Mike*

and here comes me...completely lost 😑

Originally posted by sith_darth_jay
korri> she's here, in our thread 😱 , what would the prize be?, a cokkie?, i personally would like a hug from you korri.

u can have anything you want 😉

Korri> 😱 thanks

mike> you stoped talking about animals, but now it's pizza. you got some weird obssesions

droopy> i didn't stabed you down there (i don't think anyone has), i was in the back, so.... you're dead

*jay makes mike eat some more cyanide pizza, mike DROPS DEAD, then jay makes droopy put dead mike in the oven, after a while droopy takes baked mike out of the oven and eats it. droopy dies too cuz jay put some cyanide salt on mike*

"you like eating ppl?, eat yourselfs them"

*jay shoots both mike and droopy dead bodies* 😮‍💨

*...and jay is unplugged by mike who was in the ship watching and got mad. Now JAY is dead, not just in the little program.* 😮‍💨

"no, i'm not (dead). i killed you first so, there you go 😄 "

*jay shoots mike dead and baked body... again* 😮‍💨

Rises from the dead and kills MJ

"See how simple it is?"

*rises from the dead (if you want i can say resurrects from death) and kills mike*

"yeah, you're right. it's so simple"

*decides to pretend he's dead for the time being, then when he is gone, get him without him being able to reply*

*Uses his mailing power to mail everyone to the Meroviginians resteraunt*

"everyone is afraid of the ALMIGHTY JAY" 😈

Originally posted by mailedbypostman
*Uses his mailing power to mail everyone to the Meroviginians resteraunt*

"what for?, what would the Mero do?"

damnit.*Mails everyone to the BURLY BRAWL!*Complete with smiths and Neo.Alliances cannot be made.

"hummmm... there's no need for alliances"

*pulls a metal pole out of the pavement and start playing baseball with the smiths*

*Smiths band together and kill sith.Neo avenges sith*