This might be a little off topic but, this afternoon I attempted a recipe for chicken tandoori and it turned out to be utter crap. I cannot for the life of me see where I went wrong. I followed the recipe accordingly, except I used dirt as a substitute for paprika in the tandoori marsala and then substituted the cornish hen for a roadkill squirrel. The squirrel was, of course, perfectly fine, it hadn't even begun to decompose yet. If you could help me with this whopper of a dilemma I would be forever in your debt.
Also- what is the best way to remove rust off of pipes? I keep trying to yell at it but it doesn't seem to do anything.