Lil Bitchiness!

o right, my sig.... nah i got that off a quote list 🙂

yeh but u is next to i and t is next to y

ahhhhhh! my retirement grease!

Originally posted by Matrix_man
ahhhhhh! my retirement grease!

hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

If 'alected' mayor my firrst act would be to kill a whole lot of ya and burn you're town to smitherens..

man whispering: 'The mike is on''

I know its on!!

Bart: if u want grease u have to go to the source...Krusty Burger
Homer: yeh, theres $200 worth of grease on that teenagers forehead alone
Bart: or we could just use the grease in the fryer
Homer: ok we'll do it ur way....

I saw this film once about a bus that had to SPEED all over the city keeping its SPEED over 50 and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode..i think it was called ''The bus that couldnt slow down''

😂 aahahahaa

MY FAVOURITE!

Homer: mmmm......something

Marge: Homer, Homer, wake up, wake up!''

Homer: 'huh...what is it..is the dog on fire, has the house run away'

Originally posted by Matrix_man
MY FAVOURITE!

Homer: mmmm......something

haha!! i remember that one!!

urge to kill.......RISING!

Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here?

Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!

Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely!

Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap!

Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz!

Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!

Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?

Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!

Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?

Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?

Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tinkle? All right, everybody, put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkle!

Maya Buttreeks!

Anita Bath here?

Uh, yeah, I'd like to speak to a Mr. Tabooger, first name Ollie

Telegram for Heywood U. Cuddleme! Heywood U. Cuddleme? Big guy in the back, Heywood U. Cuddleme?

Marge: Homer, I don't want you stalking anyone tonight.
Homer: I won't. Now, I am going to go out… to stalk… Lenny and…Carl. D'oh! (runs off)

😂 those bar ones used to be my voicemail on my fone! 😱 ppl used to ring me when my fone was off during class just to hear it!

Homer: (singing) 999 springs to flush down, 999 springs, take one out, swirl it about, 998 springs to flush down!
Marge: Homer, are you flushing those springs down the toilet?
Homer: No. 998 springs to flush down…

Grandpa: "My son is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a cheat, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"

Bart: Tell us a story, Grandpa; you've led an interesting life.
Grandpa: That's a lie and you know it! But I have seen a LOT of movies.

http://www.lincolntrudeau.homestead.com/files/Simpsons_Files/NEW_SIMPSONS_QUOTES-family_quotes_only-nov_14-01.doc

*takes stolen grammy to the toilet*

*flushes heard repeatedly....then gurgling*

Marge..someone broke the toilet...

hhahahahaaa......

whats this got to do with lil appreciation?