I'm DJ Schizophrenic

I'm DJ Schizophrenic...*high voice* No you're not...*regular voice* Yes I am.

Hey! Wow! Me and Bob are schizos 2! 😉

*normal voice* thats great *demonic voice* i must find a more suitable host body 😈

😂

*normal voice* Hey there Forcizzle

*evil voice* I will eat your heart.

*normal voice* And I thought we were the only ones *Bob's voice* Speak for yourself! 😆

George:

Hey Lance!!!

How's your day been so far?

Lance:

My day has been pretty ****ed up George.

I think I went crazy.

George:

Maybe you have...who am I to know though? I'm just a figment of your imagination.

Lance:

You can't be.

Because I'm nothing more than a figment of Kenny's imagination.

This is so ****ed up.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
*normal voice* Hey there Forcizzle

*evil voice* I will eat your heart.

*normal voice* hey lance

*demonic voice* i would like to see you try

*normal voice* weird sould be your middle names 🤪😄

*normal voice* nu uh 😛 *demonic voice* quick let's eat her 😈

*normal voice* gotta catch me first *runs*

*normal voice* but...
*demonic voice* run after her you fool

*normal voice* muahahaha 😈

*normal voice* you can't make me
*demonic voice* i am you father

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Lance:

You can't be.

Because I'm nothing more than a figment of Kenny's imagination.

This is so ****ed up.

George:

What? Who's this Kenny?

Have you been cheating on me?

😂