"Satan's Grotto", Our Local Pub

*bares fangs and pulls saucy close* are u sure sweetie??

yep. go for it 👿

*sinks fangs into saucy's soft skin*

*feels saucy getting weaker*

ok, now drink some of mine honey, then u might need to sit down. can someone get the girl a double vodka? straight

Service is going to hell around here...

*strokes saucy's hair*

hey ush, we're just giving saucy eternal life, help urself to a drink darlin x

ALLRITE!!! Saucy is officially one of us. Happy hunting babe! Mwa mwa!!

*feels a little light headed* *takes some of syrens blood*

*downs the vodka* Thats feels better 😈

CAN I GET ANYONE A DRINK??

ush, what do u want to drink babe? we're celebrating the birth of Saucybird.

i'll have a double baileys on the rocks honey, with a shot of Type B, stirred.

Well! I see no cause to celebrate, I think she looked good by day.

I'll have a J2O though

what tunes shall i put on guys?? any requests?

she can still run the pub in the day, erm, with the curtains closed anyway!

*slides j2o along bar* are u feeling ok saucy? ur a bit quiet. *kisses saucy's cheek*

💃 *jumps back on the bar and starts dancing*

I feel like i have lots or energy!

want to join me Mike? 😈 I look even better at night! 😛

yep in fine thanks. just getting my legs back, they went like jelly! 😖

who's mike??? c'mon up guys, whateva ur name is! *hops on bar and wiggles bum*