"Satan's Grotto", Our Local Pub

aww AN's gone too - the sun ain't up yet!! i'm still roAming ard...

i'm back

HA! i smell the blood frm AN again!

*loads silver bullets into a machine gun*

HAHA that's a myth😛

*grabs holy water*

ha that too - and crosses n churches - if u read anne rice's bks u'll realise tt they can't be killed by 'em😛 i'm invincible!!!😄😄

please wait one mintue
*grabs a book on vampires and starts to read*

hahahaha *pauses in mid lunge respectively*

well if u really wanna know,only sunlight can kill us and even then as centuries pass it'll not work abymore (like for lestst in "that tale of the body thief"he tried to kill himself in da sun but he only turned brownish - damn it hurt tho😉

thank you for waiting
*finishes reading*
oh well, i'm a gonna

*evil laugh* *continues lunging at AN* bloooooodd!!!!!!!

*stands waiting*
can we get this over and done with?
*looks at watch*

haha nah i dun wanna make u a vamp u dun qualify *steps back*😉

after all that, nothing happens
*yawns*
oh well, i got place to go to

hey u gotta be glad i dun wanna kill u man!

*walks out of door and runs to car*
keys! where are my keys! oh crap, left em in the pub
*slowly walks back to pub*

ive changed my mind *lunges at AN n sinks her teeth into that neck*

ow
*falls to floor*

urm....excuse me? 😒

"looks up frm AN's neck*heh heh yeah?