"Satan's Grotto", Our Local Pub

Hello

i want bittie

*walks in*

🤪 Beer.....Must...have...Beer!

*jumps over the bar and bites the tap*

🏴‍☠️ Arrrrh.

beer

Wuz going on, dog.

I'm feeling mad looney.

When I drink alone...I do it by myself.

*Buuurp*

*pours another*

indeed

I'd like a beer...

Preferably one that's taller than I am.....

*goes to jukebox...picks Chris Isacc "I don't wanna fall in love" *

😐 .......

*lines up shots of tequila* Mwahahahaah!!

*down the hatch*

Aaaah......Take that, pain!!!

😗Woooo!

Anyone who thinks they own this place get out now as im back in town and ready to kick ass

*walks in wiv machine guns* bring it SG3000

now, now children. you can be gay later

Shut up you quere stupid git

no shut up sg3000 *shoots him* hehe

man dis place has gone 2 shit

jawdrop

This place was awesome, and the inspiration for the Gent's Club cry

i created it with a different name but my cousin made this name and gave it 2 me

Asgard, my local pub..
And getting stoned: approved.

this place looked like it woz good in its time hmm i claim it as it used 2 belong 2 my m8 wen he woz on here ne help?

*replaces furniture that has been stolen or broken* this aint easy