"Satan's Grotto", Our Local Pub

yeah whats the most exotic cocktail you've got

cocktail?? 😕 Its only 11:25am!

would you like sex on the beach?

if your offering

Or a Screaming Orgasm?

how about you give me a long comfortable screw and ill make you (a) scream with delight

😂 Keep it clean Thorn! 😂

what they're drinks

Which cocktail would you like then?

give me a sex on the beach

ok, one sex on the beach coming up.

*Hands over cocktail* There you go 🙂

could i get a blue uberela(sp) aswell

Yep, here you go. Have a cherry too 🙂

im not a fan of cherry's would you like my cherry! 😉

ok! *gently pulls cherry off the cocktail stick with teeth*

Can i get you anything else? 🙂

i'll be back in later im just gonna go for lunch

ok. Bye 🙂

Can I Get Anyone Else A Drink??

*drinks something*

Hiya Exa, can i get you anything?

aiya
yep... anything...