This morning I had to beat my wife...

...'s eggs to make her breakfast. I also had to make bacon, toasts and coffee. Ain't I a nice guy?

sure you are... if you didn' t let burn the eggs, the bacon and the toast and if you didn' t mess up the coffee 😛

Nah, I'm perfect at breakfeast... All the rest sucks but breakfeast is ok...

aww aint ya sweet

Yeah, I know what you mean. I beat my wife up in the morning all the time.

She get's up at 8, I get up at 7:45.

HA!

Sorry.

😛 and to think i thought this would be interesting jk

i read the title, and i was like, uh oh 😂