Originally posted by Bardock42
real best Cartman quote:Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid ******* didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.
Nah, that just scared me.