Santa..

has Korri been a good girl this year?? 😇

😇 I don't deserve anything but I figure the fat f... might mix his list again this year and give me something...

😖anta: patience

😒 aww Burly i cant wait anymore

You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.

but he is teasing me

Is he really? Or is he just being patient?

i want my present 🙁

You can't handle your present (with voice of Jack Nicolson).

oh dont worry i think i can 😉😇

😖anta: i cant do miracles

If santa can, u can!

im afraid santa cant answer i have him tied up in the basement

😖anta: mphmhphma

(im afraid santa cant answer i have him tied up in the basement)

Can you finally tell us if his pubic hair is white? 🤘 Does he have clean underwear? 😮‍💨

Santa doesnt have pubic hair because hes magic! 😠