Top 100 places you would not recomend someone to use as a bathroom -

100. In your spouse's drawer.

99. in your head teacher's desk drawer.

98. An open orifice

97. On top of a cop's car.

98. On a cop.

97. on the cops donuts

Originally posted by The Force
97. on the cops donuts

<<Before or after s/he starts to eat them? 😉>>

Originally posted by Schizo_n_me
<<Before or after s/he starts to eat them? 😉>>

(hmmm, i know, while there eating it 😉 )

96- on your friends new white fur rug

95. On yourself.

lol

At a highway rest area...

I recall a scene in 'There's Something About Mary' where Ben Stiller gets out @ a rest area to pee, and ends up getting arrested with about a dozen gay men who are in the woods.
"I swear to god! I was just taking a piss!!!!"
*guy in the woods* "Yeah me too"
*other guy in the woods* "Yeah me too"

93. In a tea cup sitting on your counter.

92 In a Pit Bull's backyard

92. On the desk of your employer.

91. In a sharks mouth

90. On your stepfather's new car.

89. In your stepfather's new car.

88. In your stepfather's car's gas tank.

88. On your stepfather. 👇