Things to do with incinerated family member's ashes -

-Coffee.

-Use 'em as salt if your car is stuck in ice.

-Pepper.

-Dirt roads for your kid's matchbox cars.

-Secret recipe for soup.

-Coke.

Sniff 'em, you'll never miss 'em!

wait till it snows..pour all over canadian neighbors driveway so he cant go play hockey

-Boxing bags (if you have -er- had a big family and they died in a place crash).

-Cat litter.

-Marking powder for when changing tiles in the bathroom.