Official Halloween Thread

Well witches,goblins,ghouls,ghosts and ItNif's, it's that time again! Halloween is upon us yet again! So lets get the scoop on everyone's Halloween plans. What your going as, if your throwing parties etc.
OK I'll start. Well since I'm forced to stay at home and pass out treats, I'll paint my face like a pumpkin that is smashed and has blood oozing out. In tribute to the Smashing Pumpkins of course😎

Well, Halloween has never really been such a phenomenon east of the Atlantic, thought that's not to say it doesn't exist at all.

Edna is the sort of person to ask about this, of course...

No trick or treaters in Essex 😕

Oh yeah, but it's a pale reflection of what you do. The kids can't even irritate you as badly over here.

Oh you dont have to tell me!
Ding Dong
open the door
90 trick or treaters on my porch, I was like God, did you people come on a bus or someting? Almost ran out of candy that year! That's when things really start to get scarry 😄
Have you ever gone trick or treating?

Well, I'll probably go to a party and get drunk! Go figure, huh? 😮‍💨 😮‍💨 😮‍💨 😮‍💨

But that's boaring, for Halloween you should dress up like a hooker and get drunk 😱 😄

Oh, I'll be dressing up, but not as a hooker. 😄

Well now I'm curious! Let me guess.......Dr. Evil?

Me go T+T? Nah. Doubt if I would have done even if I was in the States.

🙁 That's too bad about not going trick or treating 🙁
This year I think that you should go trick or treating to RC's house 😄

England isn't THAT small you know... it's a long walk and I'd probably wander into the Dartford tunnel by mistake.

Ohhhh, that's great, a dark tunnel is very Halloweenish! 😈

But the cars and exhaust fumes less so.

Ok, to come clean: I was thinking about bakiong a big Witch-themed Halloween cake for Edna's benefit, but it looks like she is busy with some Halloween Ball then, so, go figure...

I knew it!!!! I could sense that you weren't a Halloween miser!!! Ahhhhhhhhh, that was a very nice plan you had there!........hmmmmmm.... Why doesn't she just invite you to said ball?

Because it's not local to me; that part of her life doesn't intersect with me.

I see.......Well in that case, just bake a cake for me 😄 😂 🤣 😂

A Texas-themed cake would have to be so much bigger, though, and would have no relevance to Halloween...

Do they have "Saturday Night Live" all over the world? For those who havn't heard of it, disreguard this post.

But to those who have, has anyone seen the Skit where Adam Sandler takes stupid objects and uses them for Haloween costumes?

"Hey look at me! I'm crazy pencil mustache!"
"Hey look at me! I'm crazy teatherball head! Now gimme some Candy!!"

It's pretty funny stuff. I did that once for a Haloween costume. A lot of people laughed. Because we have a channel here (called Comedy Central) and it plays SNL 4 to 5 times a day.

I think that SNL is strickly an American thing. I like it when David Letterman shows the Halloween costumes on his show, it's really funny.