OK OK, here's what's happening on the boards:
We've had several new additions to the board while you've been away..Theres Lara from London whose about to turn 16, she likes The Matrix and hates Tigger, and she's currently engaged to Yerssot....Then theres ToMacco, who starts 20 new threads a day, likes hockey and he's always slapping people around. Then theres barbie_girl who loves boys, loves to write all her posts in hot pink, and is convinced that everyone thinks she's a slut
Now for some of our older members:
yerssot is enganged to lara, he has a ' 🙄 ' fetish, and he's obsessed with limburgers, every other post contains a limburger. Ush is performing dangerous juggling tricks for loose change and cracks us all up with his apostrophe jokes. Finti has been saranading us with his jutebox, flattering Gundy with Ozzy tunes, queeq and Gundy have been smootching around the entire board, plenty of barf bag action, Dim has been busy editing most of Tomacco's posts and zipping up people in suitcases, and RC has been somewhat reclusive. King Jedi, Lance, sand person #10, mech, mah and Jedi Oasis have been up to the same old same old
*Out of breath* That's all folks!