What makes a good friend?

they're gif-dead-gorgeous!
especially this one that's named Alima01.jpg ... I mean wow! a stupid program like me would never get a shot with her 🙁

I'll bet everyone thinks that and no-one ever hits on it, you never know, what's the worst that could happen, you could get your permissions to her directory denied?

oh she can /root me anytime!
but if I speak to her, she'll probably go to another directory or even HD! 🙁

Just make mulitple copies, eventually you might get lucky.

you mean playing around with my extension and her root?

Yes, but be careful because some versions of windows are quite bad at going down all the time.

LOL

especially that netnanny-stuff, she always pushes me to another directory when I'm getting close with a nice .jpg!

Be careful you don't get burned climbing her firewall.

don't worry, I always scan her out first

Good, before you open her up ensure you do a virus check too.

I always make sure I'm protected
though an extra up-date wouldn't hurt

Good you wouldn't want to have your own x-drive updated with a rogue process.

no, she can up-date me anytime!
perhaps I'll ask her out on a nice server with little pics running by and all... eating some bytes

hehe

cool, are you thinking of spawning a few processes of your own with her?

I'm thinking of hacking my own personal webspace with her

I resent this talk. I would never treat a hard drive like that. Or a floppy for that matter. Some of them have rich text you know, despite their floppiness.

Are you going to interface her with your serial cable or are you going to use your RAM?

see, gundark is one of those .jpgs I'm afraid to talk to ... she's too ... good ... 😖

oh, after some quarentaine with her, I was thinking of screening and some nice ejecting