3PO: "Hi R2, did you ever have that problem that you can't get metal body to shine like it used to?"
R2: Bleep boop
3PO: "Well, here's the answer to all your problems. THX-1138 Space Polish. Guaranteed to give you that science fiction look"
R2: Bweeek boop bleep
Yep, that'd be a hit...
queeq out