I generally like bugs they are really interesting but if i had to choose:
These monster spiders we have around here they are like three inches across god i hate those things one time i woke up and one of them walked across my room and i thought it was a mouse
Those stupid beetles that live underground when they get up to the surface they are the stupidest bugs they always end up on their backs and when you try to flip them over they just somersault themselves upside down again god are they like suicidal or something
Oh and for all you bug-haters out there they out number us 16 billion to one so GET USED TO THEM cause they're gonna be here a lot longer than us
heh heh here's a story for you:
There were these scientist who were experimenting with roaches to see how much radiation they could handle. When they got done and they THOUGHT the bugs were dead they sealed them up in radiation proof bags and threw them away then about a month later the roaches chewed out of the bags and infested any nearby buildings and pretty soon the whole town had radioactive cockroaches living in their houses. True story.