heros in the world

Originally posted by Bhang
Far from a superhero though. Just an a-sexual vampire

Originally posted by Friend44
Oh yeah? I have a special chair to keep my balance - otherwise my organ would tip me off.

hmm well mine's so big that it wouldn't fight in any pants i wore so i had to construct a teleport system in my pants so that my schlong will fit somewhere 😄 😉

Oh yeah? I can put one foot on the Jacques-Cartier Bridge, the other foot on the Champlain Bridge and then, sauce my nuts in the St Lawrence river. How's that for you?

oh man this is getting sick 😘

👆 I aim to displease.

well you got me beat... for the largest nuts...

*pukes*

Hey, what can I do? I was born like that.

hah -give me lestat anyday😛

Will lesticule do?

:blink"

You meant 😑?

haha oops 😮

lesticle?!?!?!?!?! 😂 🤣

😑

Well, I'm signing off - you're a quite fun to spend the evening with bLooMiLiCioUs. I bid you farewell. If you have sexual dreams, please tell them to me, if you don't well, you can lie. If off to bed with my goat, australian pig and ant-eater. S'long!

😆 bye😄

*sigh* 🙄

😆 that guy's nuts😉

(that guy's nuts)

??? What about my nuts?