The KMC Coven

Poo. *Puts head on hands*

What other pranks do you got back at the coven?

Um...Well I have the fart machine, all ya gotta do is press the remote button to trigger it. And I have some fart powder that smells beyond rank *giggles*

My uncle gotta fart machine! wanna go track down the old fart? ((lol..old..fart...))

my unky does too hahah.
Yeah, lets.

*walks out of shop and smiles evily at the people watching us leave* *right before I close the door I say* Don't miss us to much, I'm sure we'll be back.

*Gives a crazy evil laugh and walks out the door, giggling*

So where's do you think she went?

Erm...Use our vampire sense to find her!! *Evil voice* Yeah..im pretty hyper atm.
*Scans around* I think she went...to that shop across the street

*walks across street and see's lady standing at door* *takes woopie cushion from Night and walks up behind her and makes it go* *looks surprised* oh, not you again....can't you keep yourself locked up if your going to keep doing that?!

Seriously *Walks up behind her and stands there* Cant control that damn gas? Luckily we have a sense of humor, if you get what im saying. I mean, Jesus Lady, Farting in public is seriously rude! *Keeps serious face*

And also, don't act like you didn't do it. Say excuse me like polite humans are supposed to do.

Exactly. *Squeezes it* AH! She did it again! *Lady looks in disgust and begins to go off*

don't walk away from what you do! *follows after lady* I want you to go back there and apoligize to every single person you've annoyed. Includeding at the coffee shop.

For real! And then we'll give you a special reward 😈

very special....so are you going to go back??

*lady is quiet* I guess not...

*stands up on a table*

If this woman here has annoyed you in any way by her vigerous farting say I!. *several I's can be heard through the crowed of people that have gathered to stare*
*whispers so only Night can here* press the woopie cushion....

*In mid silence Night presses it slowly but firmly to make it squeak really long*

Lady's and Gentlemen she's at it again! *crowed starts to talk amongst themselves about the farting lady*

*Lady gets red faced* I tell ya, humans...they never know when to quit.

*crowed starts to swarm around lady* *jumps of of table slightly flying but not enough for anyone to notice* Night, are work is done here.