The KMC Coven

Started by Raventheonly1,241 pages

night, pleasant dreams.

Nighty, Lianslo...

Come again soon to Vampy land...

lol, you know i will! 🙂

vampire

I just got ice cream.

:: starts shooting up the vampires with an ak47 filled with garlic bullets::

:: bites pin and tosses a grenade::

What do you expect us to do, H"E"U? Run?

*jumps onto him and draws sword to slash his neck, then drinks the tasty blood*

No ice cream until after dinner, Raven!

Garlic is so 1800's.... my ice cream!!!!! arrrghhh

You are going to so die

Very good with the Naz, Raven! 😊 I'm so glad someone finally respects my dead cousin. 😂

Hit"Em"Up tasted good.

;; plants a garlic bomb and blows all you m'fers up::

:: shoots naz gurls dead body repeadedly with ak47::

🙄 *sigh* I don't think you understand, you puny mortal.
For one, we're vampires. And another thing: I'm a Nazgul. You can't kill me that easily. 😛

Garlic mmmmm should try holy water next time... or maybe crosses... the only way you hurtin us is through light or wooden stakes 😄

Plus you should be worried about making my ice cream garlic flavor... that was not cool. 😠

He has no light in him. Holiness is not a factor, either. I say we take him for tomorrow's harvest. *licks lips*

:: summons holy water to drop on all you m'fers::

:: nails naz gurl to a cross and stabs her with a wodden stick with a steak::

:: rips off her head and kicks it into a dumpster::

:: points:: now that is one trashy skank

*Sounds very good Naz.*
Kinda forgot me... and she's a nazgul

Walks up behind and smashes fist through hitems back and pulls heart out and tosses it on the ground.

:: slits ravens throat and stabs her in the heart::

:: pours out a little liqour on her body::

lights a cigar and tosses the match on her body watching her burn in flamez::

Originally posted by Hit"Em"Up
:: points:: now that is one trashy skank

furious Sauron's wrath will not be stopped! For this wrong deed you have done, Raven will now eat you. 😛

And Raven is a guy. o.0 You sick weirdo.

But I must admit I did not know that at first either.

LOL .... like so many others who could not figure it out.
We are vamps.. faster and stronger then you can ever be, immortal. Run away.