Neo V.S Jesus.......

Started by -=Urot=-3 pages

I love the influence religion has over the minds of the world.

Watch me pull a rabit out of my hat. Nothing up my sleeves! Presto!

Mankind needs to stop overdosing on the blue pills.

This question is dumb! Sorry!....... 🙄

Originally posted by Verity
This question is dumb! Sorry!....... 🙄

I agree with you 100%!

Closing......

Neo is nothing compared to Jesus no matter what any of you think.God could fight neo in his sleep.This topic is stupid and pointless and its wrong to even compare the two.

The Matrix Has You Punker.....

FOCK YOU Anomaly for starting this thread!

Originally posted by Punker69
FOCK YOU Anomaly for starting this thread!

L😂L!

I knew someone was going to lose it sooner or later! Looks like Punker is on the verge of cracking.

neo can dodge bullets, they wernt around in jesus' time

Dave thats what i've been saying. Lets see Jesus take out a few sentinels while blind. When I see that, then we can talk. 🙂

Hehehehe!

Jesus might have been the son of God but most of his 'miracles' were apparently morality justifying metaphors. Then again... he could bargain with Neo in the real world by restoring his human sight if he didn't fight because Jesus is loving and caring and doesn't beat people up. I'm not a Christian, I have no organized belief but I do appreciate the moral justice of Jesus Christ. Booya.

AI.

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Hey how about Changing this to the reasons we think Neo is symbolized as Jesus instead. I'll start it
-He came back to life after being shot to death.
-The dude that came to Thomas Anderson's door said "You're my savior, My own personal Jesus Christ" I think this is sort of a inside joke, or just a little hint.

Neo V.S Jesus.......

By the Matrix, as I said hours ago, PLEASE get rid of this topic. This topic has no purpose and explains nothing. 😠 Though I suppose we know what to expect from The_Anomaly in the future.

Originally posted by Lag
Hey how about Changing this to the reasons we think Neo is symbolized as Jesus instead. I'll start it
-He came back to life after being shot to death.
-The dude that came to Thomas Anderson's door said "You're my savior, My own personal Jesus Christ" I think this is sort of a inside joke, or just a little hint.

I hate to state the obvious, but Jesus was never shot.

Originally posted by sum1butno1
I hate to state the obvious, but Jesus was never shot.

Tis true. Yes he was never shot, but he was stabbed! 🙂

But he wasn't stabbed to death. He was only stabbed to make sure he was dead. Also, Neo was never stabbed. The knife missed, and the sword was more of a slashing motion 😄

Blasphemy!!!!! Okay maybe or maybe not.....after all God does have a sense of Humor (I think) Let's see, Neo? Jesus? in a figth? Uh-uh sorry Keanu fans but Jesus get's the win. Jesus came to us as teacher and preacher and we should pay attention cuz in his second coming he ain't going to be as nice as the first time.

I mean come the same way God said "let there be light" he could also say "let there be darkness" and Neo and all of us are dead...... end of story.

I find it funny that most of you are taking this topic seriously.

Its meant as a joke.

So plz stop overdosing on the blue pills will ya?

if neo tried any of that crazy shit with jesus, like flashing his piece
jesus would take it away from him and stick it up his ass and pull the trigger till it goes "click"
NOBODY ****S WITH THE JESUS

Thank, god this topic is over!