Return Of The Beardi

just got back from no wheres upstate New York; freezing buns off in Michigan at the moment. wind chill is 16 degrees at the moment with rain.

what is the status of our beardiness? I haven't a clue what's going on in the world of ep2.

update than:

EpII= Attack of the Clones... 😄

I think keo knows that much, yers 😂

Not much keo..not much..

Clearly you haven't been pating attention... 🙄

Well, things look pretty grim for Beardis around here, Keo. Bear dhtoery is not proving popular.

I understand it's going well in the outside world, though...

But we DO have a website now! 😄

beardi theory/Santa clause theory same thing. Do you think the beard guys in SW are having a Coke 😄

I don't know. Could be. Probably Pepsi though. 😄

WHAT ABOUT....Luke ATE his rations on Dagobah right before he met Yoda. I saw him CHEWING. *rubs hands gleefully together* Bwahahahahahaahahahaaaaaaa.....

Yeah I mentioned that as well, but got no reply cause they finally understood the bogus theory.

queeq always uses the excuse that the rations don;t count as proper food.

But they ALWAYS use lame excuses. It's a load of nonsense cobbled together with crud excuses for all the holes in it. They say we are spoil-sports for not believing, but then THEY are the ones who take it so seriously. And when we slap it down seriously, they criticise us for it.

They are very sensitive people...

It's simple. Luke didn't really eat, he tasted some food Yoda made. The twix is not really food, but okay. He tastes some food twice and look what happens: he almost gets killed and looses his hand..... SEE!!!!! Food is dangerous in SW.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

No, it's not.

INFIDELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Whispers) lame

Heretics!

joins Ush`s choir " LAME as in STUPID" dumdidumdidum
"STUPID AS IN BEARDI THEORY" dumdidumdidum

Ah and you accuse me of having no arguments....

We do., And when then you blindly insist you do anyway we chant 'lame' at you...

Okiday, but the Beard rules, even though you don't believe in it. You have yet to discover the power of the beard.