Things NOT to do

Just list things you shouldn't do

Feed your dog chocolate
Swing high in a tree swing, esp. if it's a pine tree
Stand on the NOT A STEP part of a ladder

why?

why what?

Why not feed dog chocolate?

they'll git sick and crap on your floor 😖

cause chocolate can kill your dog

I'll make sure 2 feed my neighbor's d0g chocs from now on. Thanx 4 the tip!

MWAHAHAHA!!!! I mean...how tragic...🙁

-Never gleefully romp through 1ft deep snow in Park Slope Brooklyn.
-Never tell a ball busting ultra-feminist estrogen driven guitar player that she runs like a girl.
-Never piss in a toilet you just poured bleach in.
-Never mistake mint body scrub as soap, then wash your cochu with it.

Take ur kids to one of Michael Jackson's slumber parties

😂

HA! 🤣 😂

never tell korri that you hate neo

Australians: Don't let Jonny Wilkinson get the ball in the last moments of the rugby world cup! 😄

too right, that was some bloody kick.

Yeah baby! 🍺

Originally posted by clispin
never tell korri that you hate neo

so SO SO VERY true

never hit someone at school with your coat sleeve (could be tragic)

Originally posted by GABRIEL05
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-Never piss in a toilet you just poured bleach in.

Why not? 😕

it could burn your penis off 😂 😆 😈