I've been watching the first three seasons on DVD over the past few days, never laughed so hard in my life. Those episodes just don't seem to get old, and you can always find new and hilarious jokes in each episode that you completely forgot about since your last viewing, something only family and earlier episodes of the simpsons have done before.
Originally posted by nightcrawer89
the sons name was cornwalis
Simon, Amber and Corn Wallace. Simon is mildly retarded due to a peanut in his head. Mr. Hankey's wife is a drunk who's constantly trying to take off her clothes and making comments about her husband's penis "not working". The boys meet the family when Mr. Hankey does not show up during Christmas time, so the boys go through the sewer to find him. The boys then have to join up with Mr. Hankey and family to give the people of South Park their Christmas spirit back. The boys decide to make an animated christmas card which is much more difficult than they could have imagined. That part of the episode is referring back to when Matt and Trey had to make the original pilot by HAND, which of course was hell. The Hankeys clean up an old drive-in, and the boys show their animation, which actually is the second episode of South Park, entitled "Jesus vs. Santa", in which the boys learn the true spirit of Christmas and meet THE Brian Boitano. The reel, however, doesn't work, and brings everyone's hopes down even more. Corn Wallace then learns about the Circle of Poo and ends up saving Christmas.
I can almost garuntee that I am the biggest South Park fan on the board.
Go ahead. Test my knowledge...If you dare...
It began March 19th with episode 704-Cancelled, where the boys discover that Earth is nothing but a universal reality TV show. The season actually started off with a strange line-up. It stared with 704, 702-Krazy Kripples, 703-Toilet Paper, and 701-I'm a Little Bit Country, the 100th episode of the series. The season ended Wednesday, Dec 17 with 715-It's Christmas Time in Canada, where the boys travel to Canada to retrieve Ike, Kyle's adopted brother, from his birth parents. This episode also marks the first of Kenny's deaths for almost two seasons.
Technically season 7 had two endings. The first was on April 28th, with 707-Red Man's Greed, where the boys have to save their town from Indians-I'm sorry, Native Americans😉-Who want to build a ten-lane super highway through South Park to attract more customers for their Casino. The series then took a 6 month break, finally continuing on October 22 with 708-South Park is Gay, where the whole town is caught up in a gay-fad.