You know you DON'T watch enough Matrix when...

Originally posted by Korri
You know u dont watch enough matrix when u only watch it once a day

shouldnt that be in the "you know you DO watch too much Matrix" thread?

😮 no

when you wonder where neo trinity and morpheos get those nifty outfits

actually i know the answer to that question.....do i watch too much matrix then?

you know u dont watch enough matrix when:
you ask who neo is
you dont know what happened to the oracle
you think neo died (this is gonna get slaughtered)
you think trinity lived (sry)
you dont know what company makes the sunglasses
you dont own any of the movies
you didnt have revolutions within the first week of release
you havent seen revolutions yet
you think sati is the new ONE
um...you dont respond to the name/word NEO or Agent
you dont believe in MWAM.

MWAM is false...

You know you don't watch the matrix enough when you have a life, and you are getting your dxxx sucked instead of watching the movie. 😖hifty:

You know you dont watch enough Matrix when your still waiting for bill to wake Ted up from this bogus fake world dream

You know when you dont get that the jump program is NOT the real world.

when you dont know neo's real name

when you dont know why smith can fly in revo

when you don't know what the guys in black suits are doing there

when you don't know how to curse like the Merovingian

"Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculés de ta mère"

Originally posted by MC Mike
😑 I don't get it...

when someone says there is no spoon and you go 😐

coppertop as in a battery (seen a duracell lately? 😉 )...

... you think the architect is colonel sanders and the movie contains subliminal messages to make people eat more chicken...

I think everyone needs to do what i done...ring up your local operator and say "I need an Exit!" hehehe....

Another one I got is: You wonder how someone jacked into The Matrix can jump buildings....and do all the moves they can do...
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eally, the only reason I posted this idea was to get my Operator idea out into the world...you will do it....yes you will!

Originally posted by Ice_Lightningo3
I think everyone needs to do what i done...ring up your local operator and say "I need an Exit!" hehehe....

Heh...I actually did that one night when I was really bored...

You know when you think Smith is a taxpayer and neo hasn't paid taxes.

you know you don't watch the matrix enough when:
you adamantly say that Sati has a purpose
you say Sati is the Oracle
you say inanimate objects such as cookies don't need love
you say LotR is better than the Matrix
you see nothing wrong with french guys with Italian wives owning restaurants

You think that the people on the screens in the Architect's room were all the anomalies and coincidentally look like Neo.

actually you know as many times as i have watched reloaded, i'm still not entirely sure what the other neo's are? At first i thought they were his thoughts, running through his head, then i thought, wait what if Neo has actually seen the architect 5 times before, and each time he did it the matrix was reloaded, and he would wake up like he does at the beginning of The Matrix, starting everything over again, and then of course the story that was told to us is the time when he realizes that he has been here before, because he has the made the choices he made already before... And so he decides that he is going to break the cycle... and in doing causes a civil war to erupt between the humans! way to go neo! geez... and we all thought he was here "...to save the world..."