Just say it

but they look cool! and I can bite!
blood suxx!

let's see... so... it is your fault... *devilish grin* I'll give you savoy cabbage stew!

*sings* still can't kill me! falalalala!!!!! you don't know hooooooow!!! 😄 i can change into a wolf, a bat and fog! you can't! STILL REPLYIN!

why? do you like it?????? this vegetable dish??? really????

dunno what the heck is it really... but still it can't kill me!

a souplike food but thicker made from savoy cabbage.
I know you know it, cuz you're middle-european just I cannot explain well...

and it can kill you!!! muhahaha

hmmm... i think i know what is it... but nodda mate! it cannot kill me!

but why? do you really like it, cuz it is poisonous for vampires...

no it's not! no:
a) stick
b) soup
c) garlic
is bad for me... let's say... vampires grew outta that 😄

oh, well... you have to listen... Britney Spears!
I'm soo evil and powerful!

nooooooooooooooooooo.... :coughcough: you..... YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!!!!!

sorry mate, still alive...

then... I'll dress you PINK! and give you ribbons! and you HAVE TO wear them in your hair!! muhahahah!

noooooooo!!!!!!!! *one of vampy's arms burns* you... you will pay for that... but that is only partial!!!! you didn't kill me!!!

hehehe
sooo... you must see soap opers! and drink Coce Vanilla!

aaaaargh!!!!! *vampy's foot burns* still partial... will you think of a better way??? it's really easy... it's the easiest way possible to kill a vampiree... come on!!!

give me a little help!

ugh... did ya EVER read any myth with vampires? if it ain't garlic or a wooden stick it has to be..... (one prompt: it isn't cuttin my head off)

cross?
silver bullet? - but it is against werewolves
hmm.... I'm thinking

*sigh*... think, think.... did you watch the interview with the vampire? (i doubt you read that, well i HAVE)

holy water!!!! I'll spill holy water on you!