but if i was with a girl and she was giving me a handy my dad would walk down look at what was happening and giv eme a thumbs up and wlak out. but it sucked i was feeling my old gf up and i was doing it down in her basment and her dad walked in and the what evre blocked his site to us and i was like pissing myself i was so lucky and this girl had double D's i luved dating that jamican chick. now she is a *****
馃槀 oh god dude
i went to my ex's house and we were in her bedroom messing around.. and damn i had a ****ing boner as hard as a rock .. anyways her ma walked in like 2 hours later .. (when the boner was at its fullest) and oh shit ... i ran outta that ****ing place.. i had to run 12 blocks.. < most exercise i have ever done 馃槃
o god stinkfist is almost as specific as i am 馃槀 next he will say what he did after he got home 馃槢
Ok this hurts alot i was at a dance like a month ago with my old gf and we were griding and she kept feeling my thing threw my pants and what not and i had a boner for more then i would say 2 hours ok. so then we go to this party mind u the whole ride there i am thinking about getting some so i still got a boner. walk in all lop sided and what not and get downstairs the parents keep ****in going back and fourth from basment to the upstiars so this means we dont have privacy i walk up to my buddy that owns the house and ask why are ur closets so small. he yells at me for being a horn ball so she keeps feeling me threw my pants not doing ne thing else and i get home and jerk it finally to relive the tension i swear tog od i had one for 5 hours it hurt so bad.
oh dude .. i had one for like 6 hours .. i think someone slipped me a viagra or sumthin man
ok i was at this dance .. and god it was ****ing ass and t!ties everywhere.. i got this mean hard on .. from start to finsih of the dance .. even the ride home... then i got home and whcked away like no tommorow
no i dont like handys i like noggin it feels lots better cause girls suck at handys i would rather do it my self cause i do it better. but noggin now that is fun.
btw i cant belive i have had more then one discussion with stink about dicks jerking off and other sucj related topics 馃槺 i hope this isnt habit forming
Originally posted by N.Tonks
My neighbor is so freakin' annoying. I bet he just sits in his room all day long staring out the window, because every time I walk by his house I see him staring at me and he usually says somethign stupid like: "Want some milk, Adrienne?" or "I would so do her" (pointing at me) 馃槖
you mean fuzz head? if you do then he is not your neighboor lol
Originally posted by DeNiro
no i dont like handys i like noggin it feels lots better cause girls suck at handys i would rather do it my self cause i do it better. but noggin now that is fun.btw i cant belive i have had more then one discussion with stink about dicks jerking off and other sucj related topics 馃槺 i hope this isnt habit forming
yeah this is like 2 times
i only like handys cause im too lazy to do it myself 馃槢