Kill the person above u!

Started by Vegeta143 pages

(For Underfeat if I'm to late)
I grab you by the head and slam it into a wall 15 times.Then I slowly cut off your fingers and toes.Then I rip off your muscles on your arms and legs.Second,I ram two hot spears through your stomach.Then I use knitting needles to pull out your eyes.Then I use a flat headed screwdriver to rip out your teeth.Then I ram two harpoons into your knees and elbows.Then I cut out your tongue,so if you could scream you can't now.Then I tie your corpse up and throw it into a meat grinder.Last I turn the machine on..

I grab you by the head and slam it into a wall 16 times. I saw off your hands and feet with a survival knife. Thanks for making the spears hot to stop infection. I take a ball of wool and knit your severed hands together so if they wanted to try to type on their own then they couldn't. While having no eyeballs, fingers, toes, teeth or a tongue, I can still laugh at how soft you are because you didn't rip out my voice box. I overcome my fits of laughter and climb out of the entrance of the meat grinder that I didn't fit inside of. I chop the rest of your body into pieces with your own machete and feed you into the meat grinder that's already turned on, piece by piece for not being able to rhyme like Hockey Horror.

I kill each and evey one of you by dropping an atom bomb on yall.

Hmm this is for Underfeat(if I'm to late)....

I force a small a bomb down your throat.Then I sew your big mouth shut with barbed wire and then put tape over it.After that I have 1 minute till explosion,I grab your throat and crush your larynx(your vocal cords),so you can't make a sound.Then I rip off your arms and throw them in acid,also I do the same with your legs.Last,I walk 20 feet away and watch as you explode into small bloody bits.Then I laugh...

^oh...he's good.
I shoot you

^I shoot you? 🤨 What the heck is that?

I blow your head off with a canon..

Well not all of us have the Michael Myers theme song to listen to as the write!

Anyway, I tie you down to a chair and rip up your michael myers mask right infront of your eyes. How's that for cruelness?

You evil evil evil person,Sum..And to think that I was going to give you a BMW Z8 for your B-Day..

*looks at PC with new MM mask from LF12 on knee* Boo Hoo, cry me a river.
*After Vegeta cries me a river*
I tie you up and throw u in.

Well,now you pissed me off...

I grab you by the head and start stabbing you in the face,until your brain oozes out of the newly craved hole..

COOL! I tie you to a tree with steel chains and throw gasoline all over you then i throw a match on you and listen to the birthday boy scream

....I use a hand held hacksaw to slice you into thin layers..
~He's very po'd,Sum~

I rip your flesh of with my hand like in Halloween 4.

I chop your head off and put it in the washing machine like in Halloween 6...

throws you to the ground and stabs you a hundred times while yelling "WHY WON'T YOU DIE!!!"

BECAUSE I'M LIKE MICHAEL...HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS?

I grab a chainsaw and slice you dwon the middle..

Jerk.....I throw u into a thing of acid

..Okay..I throw you into a pool of sharks..very very hungry sharks..

I throw you into a lake of piranha

I rip off the skin on your skull and sell it as a scary mask 🙂 jk about the scary mask..