Kill the person above u!

Started by SumWatTwisted143 pages

I cut you in half with my Samurai Sword.

I force a small atomic bomb down your throat.Then I watch the explosion from a safe distance....

I pluck one of your eyes out and make you watch as I squish it with a Garlick press. Then I ram sharpend pencils up your nose and ram your face against the table.

I ram two knitting needles into your eyes.Then I slice out your tongue and rip off your ears.Last,I throw your corpse on the ground and run it over with a lawn mower..

I shoot you with a tranquliser dart. While you're unconcious I strap you to a table. I then wake you up by burning your scrotum with a blowtorch before Freddy gets to finish you off. I remove all of your organs except your heart. I take a "mango sized crap right on your mask" before the finisher. I then pull your heart out, cover it in brandy and set it alight with the blowtorch like a Christmas pudding before putting the fire out with a sledgehammer.

I put you in centrafuge and laugh as I watch all your blood forced out of you body

First,I tie you up in rope.Then I slice open your arms and rip out your Ulna, Radius,and Humerus(the bones in your arm).Then I slice open your torso and carve out everyone of your ribs.Second,I start to chop your legs into small pieces,starting with your feet.Then I ram a huge hook into your back a hang you high above a pool of acid.Last,I leave you there,until the skin on your back rips and you fall into the acid...

Mmm that'll sting a bit in the morning!

I inflict 10000 paper cuts all over you then dip you in a salt vat and then dip you vinegar, more salt then pour alcohol on you before setting you on fire.

I set you on fire and then fling gun powder at you ritually

I cut you into peices and decorate the room with your organs.

I shove dynamite in your mouth then light it.Last,I watch the explosion...

i'll make you watch hilary duff thats enough torture

I simply shoot you in the head with a Glock 17 for ruining the post that I just prepared for Vegeta.

I flay off all skin with a cat-o-nine-tails then shove you head first into a kiln

I run you over with a train.

I run your train over with pluto (hey if we can fit all these weopens and trains and stuff in one room I can fit in one little planet)

Originally posted by Underfeat
I simply shoot you in the head with a Glock 17 for ruining the post that I just prepared for Vegeta.

😄 To bad...

Now to kill the person above me...I hack away at your skull with a ax...

I dunk your head in a deep fat fryer

I tie you up in rope and use you as target practice(weapon:Bow and arrow)

I make you watch girl movies for 1 year straight. Now thats torture. 😈