I shoot you with a tranquliser dart. While you're unconcious I strap you to a table. I then wake you up by burning your scrotum with a blowtorch before Freddy gets to finish you off. I remove all of your organs except your heart. I take a "mango sized crap right on your mask" before the finisher. I then pull your heart out, cover it in brandy and set it alight with the blowtorch like a Christmas pudding before putting the fire out with a sledgehammer.
First,I tie you up in rope.Then I slice open your arms and rip out your Ulna, Radius,and Humerus(the bones in your arm).Then I slice open your torso and carve out everyone of your ribs.Second,I start to chop your legs into small pieces,starting with your feet.Then I ram a huge hook into your back a hang you high above a pool of acid.Last,I leave you there,until the skin on your back rips and you fall into the acid...