Kill the person above u!

I shove a drill into your head.Then turn it on,causing blood to spray everywhere and bits of your brain oozes out of the crack in your skull....

I shove an umbrella down your throat, and open it 😈

I shove you into a oven and turn it on 500 degrees..

Originally posted by mmrules
unless ur a girl i cant tell

If you check my profile, it confirms that I'm male.

Vegeta, I castrate you with an electric carving knife and shove your testicles up your anus before sewing it closed. I shoot you through your liver with a Barret light fifty sniper rifle. I know that I hit your liver because your blood's coming out black. I look on as you die slowly and painfully.

I use a chainsaw to slice off your arms and legs.Then I grab you by the throat and rip out your vocal cords.Then I use a hunting knife to carve out your eyes,tongue,teeth,and ears.Last,I throw you into a pool of piranha...and then laugh..

I tell my evil monkeys with wings to go and kill you, then bring me your soul. then I eat your soul. yuck, it tastes horrible.

pours exlax in a cup and forces you to drink it all then i watch as you shit out your insides

I rip out your small intestine and hang you with it...

gets a sword and put it on a fire for a while until its red then a stab ur eye then i take it out and do the same witht he other eye and put them in a little bag and staple them to your area and then i chop your nose off and put it there and then i laugh as you now look like you have adeformed ding dong then after i embarass you i pour flesh eating maggots in your mouth

I ram a machete through your stomach and into a tree behind you.Then I ram to knitting needles into your eyes and rip them out along with your eyes.Then I use a hand held hacksaw to slice your arms and legs off.Last I set you on fire...

i chop your dick off then i get a jar and pur all the blood that ozes out ointo it then i make your drink it then you puke then i make you drink that then i fry your dick and you eat that and then i shove a 10 ft pole up your ass and make your ******* bleed then ishove the bloody pole down your throat

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I use a chainsaw to slice you right down the middle.Then I cut you into smaller chucks and feed you to the sharks..

a slice you up then i take your head and crack it like an egg and feed your brain to maggots and the rest of your body then i put you on fire

[glow=bloodred}I inject sulfuric acid into MM1's lung[/glow]

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I shoot you twice in the head with a Glock 17 so that both shots penetrate your brain before you hit the ground.

neither do I, ooo, amazing

I talk you to death. it takes long but it's very effective.

Originally posted by Underfeat [bloodred glow="look at me! I'm special because I don't use standard text normally like everyone else."]

^^ I pour Dran-O down Black Diana's throat

Originally posted by Lord Soth
Was that supposed to be funny? Last I checked, spontaneity wasn't a crime. And by the by, I'm not amused. Nobody else here minds the way I post, and I damn well aren't going to stop because of one person, least of all a wise-ass newbie.

^^ I pour Dran-O down Black Diana's throat

I was being facetious when I wrote that, not amusing. You need to check the meaning of spontaneity. Of course you won't stop posting the way you do because of me but being a "wise-ass newbie", I couldn't resist giving my 2 cents.

I throw a knife into your abdomen. I then shoot several dozen nails into your limbs with a nail gun. Finally I smash your skull in with a crow bar.

I place my man eating plant beside you and let it eat away.

I rip you to pieces with my own hands....