ok A.D Skinner your turn..... oh and this shall by my first ...
I will first handcuff your hands behind your back... your body to a chair, and your legs to the posts of the chair. Keep in mind you are nude. I shall then individually pick each one of your pubic hairs off 1 by 1 until you are completely bald. After I have a pile of it on the floor i will then take an inch in diameter metal bar and shove it up the hole of your genital. This will cause pain beyond your wildest dreams. I will then leave you until the next morning, bar still in place.
Day 2 comes around and I come into the room with your most favorite food of all time and eat it right in front of your face.. spitting the extra saliva into your face as i eat. After I'm all nice and regenerized I will then take a pair of scissors and cut off your lips, exposing all of your teeth, after they are completely off, I will blend them up , plug yoru nose, and shove them down your throat using a water dropper.After you have consumed yoru own flesh, I will then cut a slit into your large intestine, surgically attach a tube onto it, rerouting everything into the tube, and attaching the other side of the tube into your throat causeing wutever you consume to be returned right where it was takin in the first time... .. I will then leave you like that for another day.
Day 3. I will come in with a curling iron.. plug it in... and sit right in front of you while it heats up, with a diagram of what im going to do next. After it is scortching hot, i will go behind you, and shove it right up your ass, causing wuts left off your intestine to burn away, causeing major internal bleeding, and as of now, the worst pain you've ever felt.
I will leave that in you for the rest of the day, but as im doing my next activity. Which involves 2 ropes, 2 small fish hooks, a pully, and me. I will attach a hook deeply in each of your nipples, these hooks will be attached to 2 ropes, which are pulled through a pully which is attached to the ceiling, and down into my hands..... I will then slowly pull the ropes just a tad, ever minute, until it gets so intesnce that both your nipples rip off your body... (keep in mind the curling iron is still in you and plugges in, your eating your own shit, and there is a bar shoved up your dick).. and now your nipple less, with blood gushing out off your once nipple inhabited chest. After this is all done, I feel like your still not feeling enough pain.
I then go and grab some wire and a needle... I take your eye lids and sow them to your eyebrows, on both sides, making it so you cannot blink, and you cannot remoisture your eyes, causing them to dry out, to a painful degree. As they are sowed open i take a permanent black marker and color over your eye balls until they are as black as night. You have gone insane at this point and have passed out from all the pain. So I wait for you to wakeup......
Day 3 you are consious, but only barly..... i think its time to finish you off.. So I take a bucket of liquid nitrogen and throw it over your face causing unimaginable results..... your face is now frozen, but you are still conscious... To finish you off.. and i promise this will go faster....
I will now un handcuff you , take out the iron, take out the bar, rip off the tube, and untie your legs.... I'll pull you out of the room by your arm, leaving a trail of bodily fluids and smells not even comprehnsible to mankind, I then take your entire body and place it onto a tanning bed, but only this tanning bed is special. See instead of having the protective sheet of plastic/glass the seperates you from the ultraviolet, scortching hot bulbs, so you can get a nice tan, that layer will not be there. You are specail and get to be placed DIRECTLY onto the bulbs. I then tell you to have a nice tan, close the top, and turn it on, MAX pressure, for 2 hours. I sit there and watch in awe as your body sizzles, flames start shooting out from the insides of your body, and blood bubble out the sides..... The small warms my soul, and watching flesh puss out from the sides makes me smile...
Thank you for letting your death come from me.. It's been an honor..
(reposted so everyone could read 🙂)
My gang of homicidal cannabalistic midgets and myself would melt your legs and clothes with acid, and the proceed to tear the skin off of your body as you sat there alive and screaming very very loudly. Then I would cover your entire unexposed body with salt and I would slowly cut pieces off of you as my midgets slowly ate away at your fingers and ribs.
Originally posted by allofyousuckkk
wait...is anyone gonna kill me?No? Ha! I guess I'm one of the unsolved cases. -woot-
I hired a gang of demented hit men, give them some money with folowing instructions.
1) they pick you up, and beat the shit out of you.
2) tie you to the back of a jeep and go rock climing.
3) starve you. and put you in a room, filled with 3 feet of pigs shit.
4) drop battery acid in you eyes for months.
5) grab two gigantic dildos, dip them in hydrochloric acid and shove them up your ass until you bleed to death.
hahahaha thats awsome
i'd tie you too a pole with barb wire wrapped around you and throw darts at your head and never feed you...until you puke yellow, then skin your legs with a potatoe peeler and feed you your own skin and if you puke ill feed it to you again, then i would pour acid on you and watch you decinegrate and while you are dying i while slit your throat! 🙂
First off, I'll nail you down to a 6" deep wooden box, filled with various assortments of worms and slugs and slowly shave off your penis using a cheese grater. Next I staple open your eyelids and watch as they slowly bleed from the inside, leading up to the next step which is to gouge them out using a rusty spoon, and a screwdriver. While your eye sockets are bleeding from your insides, I slowly saw off your testicles using an assortment of tools from my workbench. Next, I shove your balls into your eyesockets and laugh at your pathetic moans of agony. A week passes and the only thing you can eat, is the assortment of worms and slugs slowly crawling around your body and up your ass. I return with a pencil sharpener and saw off your fingers, until the only thing remaining is 10 bloody stubs. From there I take a chainsaw and extend your ass crack by another 6 inches... forcing you to shit out your intestines and other various organs. Finally I throw your distorted body on the ground and send in a group of starving rats, that slowly eat you alive....over the course of a few days
Originally posted by Leathergien
lol nice
This is how you would die, again I would hire some demented and perverted hit man ( I dont want to get my hands dirty).
1) first I shall personally slit your wrist and achilles tendon while simutaneously pumping blood , so you dont bleed to death.
2) then the hitmen will cauterize your *******, and then pour foaming liquid-action draino down you mouth.
3) while you die, the perverted demented hit men will make a snuff/bukkake film of you while they do thier business in your face as you slowly die.
Originally posted by Baby Bear
someone kill me
I love this little thread. It's sad to see it's died, always thought it was the most fun of all.
SO IF YOU WANT TO DIE... I'LL OBLIDGE YOU.
First.
I show up at your house and abduct you. Then break your legs with a baseball bat. I then, shoot you full of adrenaline and painkillers.
Second.
I hang you upside down and I shove a gas pump nozzle in your anus. I let gasoline soak your colon and gutty-wutts. You suffer from Toxic shock syndrome. I put jiffy-pop on the stove.
Third
I pull out the nozzle, shove a firecracker up your ass. Then, I take my jiffy-pop off the shove and munch away and watch the fuse shrink until you implode and you gutty-wutts re-decorate my walls.
Jams hooks into each of 2d master's testicals and then hangs him by them atop of a skyscraper.Pours acid all over his body burning his flesh off, I cut the chains as your flesh burns ensuring that you feel agony during the hole drop, until your body meets the concrete and splatters into a pool of blood and organs.