get a 3 foot long piece of rusty rebar shove it up ur ass until only 7 inches are stickin out then get a blow torch and heat up the end of the bar until the whole bar heats up then get a pair of vicegrips and clip it to your nose then get a 50lbs weight and pierce your nutsack then hang from your nutsack then get a rusty razer blade then cut the webbing between your toes then dip your feet in iodine then cut off your left leg then screw a hook in there then stick a metal rod through your right ear and through you left then connect jumper cables on each and then shock you with a car battery every 15 secs. after all of that im sure youll be thirsty so ill give u a glass of gatorade with crushed glass in it.
then ill cover your face in honey and stick your head in a box of rats then ill take your head out after 12 min. then to finish you off ill stick 2 M80's up each nostril then light the fuses so they can tear your face off and when they find you youll look like a baghdad suicide bomber. 😈