Weddings and Lost Pirates

Dami rolled her eyes impatiently. "No, I don't want to BE a commoner!" she said as if he were crazy. But she stopped and a look of understanding spread slowly across her face. "What I would like, is to LOOK like a commoner. Not a scummy digusting one, mind you" she rushed out "But someone lower than where I am right now, you understand."

Robert shook his head. "First of of all if you want to look like a peasent then you have to walk, talk, and act like one. So I take it you wan my help?""

Dami looked irked at the word 'peasant' but answered "I suppose."

"Need a yes or no because tomorrow me and my friend, Reg are going to busy. First before we began why are you here in the first place."

Dami looked around. "I'd rather not discuss that in the middle of the street!" she said looking amused.

Robert smirked. "Then choose our destination. He looked up in time to catch a glance of Govenor Swann. He turned so that the elderly man couldn't see his face.

"I don't live here!" Dami pointed out, getting slightly upset at at Roberts shiftyness.

Robert shook his head. "Okay we'll go to mt house." he said. He didn't really have a huse. It's real owners were on a trip that would take six months. He lead her to the place. Once inside he shut the door behind him. "Better?"

Dami looked at the man suspiciously. "Not quite. But I suppose it will have to do."

Robert shrugged sitting on the well cushioned couch. He patted the seat next to him. "If you don't mind?"

Dami narrowed her eyes. "I do mind, thank you very much! Now... how do I know I can trust you?"

"Well, unlike Reg's friend I haven't robbed you and if I wanted to kill you I could have already done so."

Dami let out a short burst of laughter. "Thats what you think" she said smugly. "Very well. I ran away from my entourage because they were dull company and I don't want to be found. Alright?"

Robert smiled. "I would probably understand better if it happened to me, right?" he said with a small chuckle.

Dami rolled her eyes impatiently. "No, its more like, you'd understand better if I wanted you to understand better. Now, lets get this straight. I'm not gonna dress like a peasant and roll around in dirt as a disguise or something. I've already got the tailor making me some suitable clothing. So, I don't really need your help now that I think about it." she said smiling. "Well, goodbye then!" She turned and glided to the door, opened it, and went out.
"Stupid git" she mumbled to herself as she walked along the street. "I haven't robbed you and if I wanted to kill you I could have already done so." she mimicked the man. "The nerve. I should have shot him right then. Hmmph!"

A bullet just missed Dami's ear. "Get back here." the guard yelled as Regina ran around the corner and out of site.

~Huh? What kind of gaurd?~

~The kind that arrest people~

Just out of curiosity, Dami tripped the guard as he chased after Regina.
"Oh, dear, I'm so sorry.... What ever where you chasing after her for?" looking innocent.

"I lost her accomplist who stole my..." he blushed. "Well she has my hat and gun." he said flustered.

Regina and her friend James were on the roof. Regina had on the guards ceremonial hat and was dancing and waving the gun around. James had tied the guards trousers(undies) to a long stick and was waving it like a flag.

The guard blushed as backup came. Reg and James laughed as they mocked the guard.