Santa claus is coming to town

yers is a trouble maker. He needs to be smacked. 😄

well you said you smack him silly, I just said you dont need to smack him then 😄

😂 😂 😂

You are up late my Norwegian bloodlined friend, whats up you aint got duties today/morning?

My job is pretty half-assed. I always stay up late on Sunday nights. Usually because I don't drink on Sunday, and my body is not used to it ( after drinking 3 to 4 nights in a row!)

Hmmm...that To smacking machine looks like a pretty complicated piece of equipment. What kind of warranty do you get with that ?

it breaks when you smack it back, no warrenty what so ever 😎

If anyone gonna smack yerss, it'll be me. 😈 😉 😄 😂

Mmmmmmm, what could I possibly want for Chrimbo.....

1) A smaller beer belly
2) The Force to be with me, (always)
3) A big ass crate of lager
4) One of those To smacking machines (the latest super-slap model)

That should do nicely. 😄

those who wishes, will get (at least something) 😄

Then i wish we gave Florø to Iceland 😄 😂 🤣

*writes it down, but 'accidently' mixes florø with stavanger*

Well some illiteracy from that part of the country aint no bomb 😄

yousa aint getting no presents this year 😄

Well thats cool, aint to found of these religious holidays anyway

I would much rather spend my vacation in Floro then that dump Stavanger 😛

Go to Florø and visit the 200 that lives there 🙄

How many people in Stavanger?

Originally posted by finti
Go to Florø and visit the 200 that lives there 🙄

ahem...it's not a big city, but it has 12,000 citizens.
now santa claus is angry at you, and will give you a finti-slapping-machine 😈

12000!!!!! we aint counting the fish

Stavanger has around 110 000 people living here, nothing on an American scale but the 4th largest in Norway. And we dont count fish as population 😄