My goddam computer crashed again while I was on another thread. What a rip. So, I see a lot has gone on since I've been away. Well, here's what I have to say . . .
. . . then a whisper of clouds swooshed through the forums and cleared everyone's memory of this current story . . . hence I begin a new one!
Once upon a time there was a snowboarder launching off a table top, tucking into a backflip and twisting at the last moment to land goofy fo0ted. Then there was an earthquake and an avalanche!!!
and then suddenly Shadowfax came riding above the hill line with Gandalf on top of him. Then Zuess pops out and throws a lightening bolt at Gandalf and Gandalf is like, "what the fvck is up mo+herf**ker!!!"
So, Gandalf deflects the lightening bolt, or more like absorbs the boltz energy into the crystal on top of his staff! Then, there is an earthquake and and avalanche . ... ... . . . . .. .. ... and a flood!!!!
H a hahah a a hah!!!!