My fav part is when he says: "Ok, like one time, I was out in the parking lot trying to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil when I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself So I, I say to him "Hey, you want me to help you with that?" And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw" So I did.
Originally posted by MichaelMyerscoo
My fav part is when he says: "Ok, like one time, I was out in the parking lot trying to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil when I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself So I, I say to him "Hey, you want me to help you with that?" And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw" So I did.
Yeah I love that part. My favorite part is the airplane though:
"I'd never been on an airplane before, and I gotta tell ya, it was really great. Except they ran out of Dr Pepper and peanuts. And I had to sit between two large Armenian women with excruciatingly strong body odors. And the in-flight movie was (I forgot the name of the movie) with Pauly Shore. And oh yeah, two of the engines burned out and there was a horrible crash and EVERYBODY DIED!!!! Except me... You know why?
'Cos I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position!" 馃拑 馃槅