Originally posted by sauron
of what?i wrote this one, so dont be too harsh about it, i idid it in 5 minutes..well ok ten...to go with a picture
scene: weathertop
Aragorn: look i just happen to carry four hobbit sized swords, here, dont light a fire, because im goging off and laeving you for no apparent reason
Sam: im fat lets eat, light a big fire
Frodo: what are you doing put it out *stamps barefoot on the fire*
Pippin: didnt that hurt
Frodo: didnt what hurt?
Pipin: o....k
witchking: *whispers* right, that fire is where the hobbits are, what we will do is very very quietly sneak up on them, in this very convienient fog that just appeared, ok
over excited nazgul: SCREEEEEEEEECH
witchking: shit, oh bugger it lets just go kill em
Frodo: oh no they are coming, lets go to the top where we have no chance of escape
other hobbits: ok, sounds good to me
nazgul: haha your small *does cool emerge from the shadowy mist entrance*
sam: back you devils *attempts swordfight then dives to the left without being touched*
merry and pippin: sorry frodo, good luck, now to fall over without being touched again
frodo: that looks like fun, il try it....whoops i fell and dropped my sword, il never escape, unless i put the ring on, they will never think of that will they *puts ring on*
dumbassnazgul: duh....i was looking the wrong way, now for dramatic head turn *drum music*
witchking: *STAB*
frodo: ARGHHHHH
aragorn: look hobbits i found fire look look who the hell are you
nazgul: screech
aragorn: *showoff, stab slash not hurting* *slips and burns a nazgul* oh im sorry...wait a minute *burn burn burn..nast nasty nasty..greay hair flying in the wind*
last nazgul: erm.......im sorry...please dont hurt me
aragorn: *throws torch at nazgul*
nazgul: hehehe thanks for the light *run run run*
later
nazguls: ahhhh pipeweed, thank god for that man
omg that is the funniest shit!!! 😆 😆 😆 LMAO