LotR spoofs, very funny

hha!!!!omg that looks sooo damn REALISTIC!!!!!!

while looking for rotk spoiler pictures, i found this

now i know his stubble has been getting a bit out of hand, but i mean hes really let himslef go with the facial hair this time, looks at the size of that beard

😆😂🤣

so now pretty much everyone everywhere knows that lotr is going down in history, but apparently some actors did not think this way, as it has recently come to light that none of the lotr cast are his first choice as my next few posts prove

julia roberts said no to the role of arwen

and mr tobey mguire said no to frodo

and we could of had a legolas dicaprio

and our undercover reporter managed to sneak into orlando blooms dressing room, we have a picture of him mkae-up less

faint hearted or nazgals, turn away now

😂 thank GOD orli was innit for leggy instead of leo*pukes*

i think leo looks elvish on that pic

also a muppet lotr special??

Frodo: Bert [I also considered Kermit as Frodo and Fozzie as Sam]
Sam: Ernie
Pippin: Elmo
Merry: Zoe [I know, Zoe is a girl! better suggestions??]
Gimli: Rowlf the Dog
Legolas: Scooter (Scooter is not a very good choice, I know...I need suggestions!!!)
Aragorn: Kermit the Frog
Arwen: Prairie Dawn
Eowyn: Miss Piggy ["Take that Nazgul HIIiiii-yah!"]
Denethor: Crazy Harry "Crazy Harry plays with fire!" (not to be confused with Herry Monster!!)
Hobbits at birthday party: Fraggles (or Fraggles could play the elves at Rivendell)
Gandalf: Oscar (Outside of Moria)G: "If you'll all shut up and get lost for a few minutes,
maybe I might just figure out how to open this door. Now SCRAM!"
[Gandalf disappears into his trash can. Over the next few minutes, various items come flying out of
the can and accumulate around it:
old newspaper, Thrain's map, old soda can, Glamdring, empty pipeweed pouch,"Quenta Silmarillion",
oily rags, clearly labeled script for the movie, technical manual for the Rings of Power...]
Balrog: Sweetums (You know, the really big monster, played "Jack" in the Muppet Movie)
Treebeard: Dr. Teeth [Other ents would be played by the remaining members
of the Electric Mayhem band.]
Galadriel: Big Bird [Instead of asking for a lock of hair, Gimli will ask for a feather]
Boromir: Cookie Monster [Boromir: "Frodo, won't you just let me borrow your cookie?"
Frodo: "No!"
B: "Obstinate fool! That cookie should be mine! Give it to me!!!"]
Butterbur: Swedish Chef
Bombadil: Gonzo ["So what exactly is Tom Bombadil/Gonzo, anyway?
"He's a little like a turkey.""A little, but not much."]
Goldberry: Camila [Gonzo's chicken-friend]
Oliphaunt: Snuffleumpiguser...Snufalumpaguser...Snuffy - oh you know who I mean
9 Nazgul: the rats (Rizzo the rat = Nazgul king)
[another possibility would be for the Nazgul to be played by Gonzo's chickens,with Camila as the King.
Cut Bombadil]
Sauron: The Count (Sauron: "NINE rings for mortal men doomed to die [thunder and lightning],
ha-ha-hahahaha
Mouth of S.: Uhm Dark Lord, Sir? The Nazgul King hasjust been slain in
battle
Sauron: What? Damn!!! EIGHT rings for mortal men...]
Gollum: Animal "Prech-ous! PRECS-US!! PRECS-US! PRECS-US!"
Elrond: Grover
Gwaihir: Sam the Eagle, of course
Theoden: I don't know. Maybe Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, with Beaker as Grima?
Or Bobo the Bear?
Saruman: Ack! I don't know. Who's left? Fozzie? Waldorf or Statler(those 2 old grumpy guys)?

frodo realises on the slopes of mt doom that he bought the wrong ring

why doesnt he take the memory pills

it means do you think we should tell her about the pirranahs in there

hahaha! die arewin! get washed away by nazgul waves!!! 😈 😈 😈

hehe it not that great, but look what i made!

That was funny, stare at it pip, lol, rofl

lol beat that david blaine

Lord of the Rings Rhapsody

Tune of: Bohemian Rhapsody

Frodo:

Is this the real life

Or is it just a dream?

My uncle left me

Now I’m all alone, so it seems

Open my eyes

What’s that on the floor by me?

Ooh, it’s a gold ring!

I wonder what this means

Gandalf:

Frodo, you’ve got to know, got to see

This small ring sets evil free

Don’t waste time drinking tea

This ring really should be destroyed

Destroyed

Samwise, you go along

Please don’t let this hobbit die

Sam:

Worry not, for I will try

Frodo and Sam:

Now we’re

Walking through a field

But now Pippin and Merry knocked us down

Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry:

Falling, oo-ooh

Pippin:

I almost fell in poo

Frodo:

I think there might be something up ahead

Off the road, off the road

Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry:

Being followed by a ringwraith

Gatekeeper:

Hobbits!

Frodo:

Please let us in

Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry:

Prancing Pony, here we come

Pippin:

That’s a pint?! I’m getting one!

Aragorn:

I know, little Frodo

You’ve got a ring

Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry and Aragorn:

Gotta leave this place and go to Rivendell

Sam:

Frodo, oo-ooh

I hope you don’t die

Arwen:

I will take you to my father Elrond

Elrond:

Let’s have a council to begin a fellowship

Council, not Frodo:

Where’s the ring? Where’s the ring?

Who will take it to Mordor?

Frodo:

I am very frightened

But you can rely on me

Aragorn:

You have my sword

Legolas:

You have my bow

Gimli:

You have my axe

Fellowship:

Come on, let’s go

Elrond:

Fellowship, good luck to you

Fellowship:

We have to go-o-o-o-o

Frodo:

I’m just a hobbit

Home I desire

Fellowship, not Frodo:

He’s just a hobbit

He is from the Shire

Frodo, save us

From Sauron’s eternal fire

Fellowship:

Mountain’s cold

Caves are old

Gollum:

Gollum wants his gold

Fellowship, not Gandalf:

Say, Gandalf, oh!

Oh, which way should we go?

Gandalf:

Here we go!

Fellowship, not Gandalf:

Oh, Gandalf!

You’re beaten by a foe!

Gandalf:

Better go!

Frodo:

No, Gandalf

Sam:

Oh, how were we to know?

Aragorn:

Didn’t know!

Legolas:

No, we did not know!

Pippin and Merry:

No, no, no!

Gimli:

Oh, we didn’t know!

Aragorn:

Let him go-o-o-o!

Frodo:

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Aragorn:

We have to go

We have to go

No time for crying, don’t you know

Fellowship:

Lothlorien is a haven in the woods

For us, for us, for us!

Galadriel:

Will you look in the mirror that shows many things?

It shows you what will come if Sauron gets that ring!

Oh, Frodo!

You must not fail us, Frodo!

Frodo:

I’ll do my best

Just wait til the end of this quest

Aragorn:

Boromir is dead now

Legolas:

Soon you will be king

Frodo:

Sam, let’s go to Mordor

Frodo and Sam:

It’s time to destroy this evil ring

Fellowship:

Fellowship is broken

Bravo!!!! 🙂