smittenkitten
I give you everything.
*snort* Here, let me help you out a little. Two adjectives to describe all of my responses:
Main Entry: fa·ce·tious
Pronunciation: f&-'sE-sh&s
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle French facetieux, from facetie jest, from Latin facetia
Date: 1599
1 : joking or jesting often inappropriately : WAGGISH <just being facetious>
2 : meant to be humorous or funny : not serious <a facetious remark>
synonym see WITTY
Main Entry: condescending
Function: adjective
Date: 1707
: showing or characterized by condescension : PATRONIZING
- con·de·scend·ing·ly /-'sen-di[ng]-lE/ adverb
And, since I get the impression that you may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, I will also provide you with a definition for 'condescension':
Main Entry: con·de·scen·sion
Pronunciation: "kän-di-'sen(t)-sh&n
Function: noun
Etymology: Late Latin condescension-, condescensio, from condescendere
Date: 1647
1 : voluntary descent from one's rank or dignity in relations with an inferior
2 : patronizing attitude or behavior
Oh, and another word to further clarify for the especially thick-headed:
Main Entry: hy·per·bo·le
Pronunciation: hI-'p&r-b&-("😉lE
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin, from Greek hyperbolE excess, hyperbole, hyperbola, from hyperballein to exceed, from hyper- + ballein to throw -- more at DEVIL
Date: 15th century
: extravagant exaggeration (as "mile-high ice-cream cones"😉
Did you seriously think I thought several of the geniuses on this board were actually grieving over the death of Kurt Cobain? It's okay if you don't like me, but to imply I'm that much of an idiot? Heh, sure thing.
-Smitten Kitten-