Ok this is how you compress an image in photoshop... Your computer should have a display menu right? Well push 6-4-43-5-56-44-5-5-5, then wait for the Photoshop icon to turn yellow, then push 5-4-5-4-3-4-5-4-43, and the image should compress 😉
*mumbles* still no fu$&#* bloopers