If you had a billion dollars you would...

yeah way to go Tex, you figured me out...bravo, 🙄

I would just buy a mountain somewhere and build a giant waterslide park. I'd have waterslide rides that last over three hours long, with chicken exits of course. The whole mountain would be one huge waterslide park with ski lifts so you don't have to stupid walk. Walking is so lame. It would be open 24 hours as well and Jim Henson's Muppets would be the theme.

😱 I so would go !!

I could open a hotel there so people could stay all the time, maybe a casino.

I could be the celebrity guest on opening day!
Themparks always have opening day celebrities! 👆

you arent worthy Tex to be a celebrity you have to be liked first 😛

and I so would stay at the hotel too ✅

oh wow...ill come! 😊

i would do what any normal person would do..take over the world of course

No way, Tex gets the gig! And the guest suite on top of Kermit's Thunder Mountain Super Slide.

😂

Originally posted by KidRock
i would do what any normal person would do..take over the world of course

Dude, your Kid Rock. You did that a long time ago. 😎

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
No way, Tex gets the gig! And the guest suite on top of Kermit's Thunder Mountain Super Slide.

Nor would I accept anything less!

Bell boys lil and silva will arrange for my luggage accommodation?😈

😉

I would shove your luggage where the sun dont shine 😈

😆

DIVAS SUCK 😗

🤣

amongst other things 😇

Originally posted by Tex
Nor would I accept anything less!

Bell boys lil and silva will arrange for my luggage accommodation?😈

😉

is that all your majesty...would you like me to kiss your ass as well 😒

*gets luggage ready* thats right lil distract him 👿